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@H@1My Law
@A@3By Smiley
@FHbigwall16
@FAbeton13
@FMpearl08
{3@1
{1You may have heard of "@7Sods law@1", etc but I have my own and here is a list
1of a few of the things I have noticed, found out and realised during my life.
1
1
11. In a supermarket if you push a trolly to the side somebody will always
1 want to buy what is behind it, just try it - it really does work!
1
12. In a nightclub every single girl you try to talk to will GUARENTEED be
1 with their boyfriends.
1
13. Bouncers are thick.
1
14. If you buy an album on the strength of one song the rest of the album
1 will be crap.
1
15. If a new artist (i.e. RedNex, Wigfield etc) gets straight into the charts
1 at number one and then release another "follow up" song almost straight
1 away then you will never hear of them again.(see M.A.A.R.S, They Might Be
1 Giants, those people who did "Star Trekkin`" for proof)
1
16. Home made explosives never, I repeat NEVER work!
1
17. If you try to do any sort of revision for school/college/uni etc in your
1 own time you will be disturbed for one reason or another - even if you
1 really do want to do some revision and are not just slacking.
1
18. There will always be one of your friends sisters that you fancy but don`t
1 have the bollocks to say anything
1
19. One of your friends will have a good looking mum (but you darent say a
1 fucking thing about it to anyone incase of being laughed at!)
1
110. One of your friends will have a large porn collection.
1
111. One of your friends will be a total, bloody lier and everybody knows it
1 but never says anything to them about it - you just nod and agree with
1 them when they say complete bollocks!
1
112. There will be one food/drink that for some reason you once loved then
1 hated and then now if you try some again will love it again?!? (with me
1 its vimto)
1
113. Curly Whurlys used to be about 10 foot long but now if you buy one they
1 are gone in a single mouthfull.
1
114. At school/college there will be at least one girl who has a perfect body
1 but such an ugly face you wouldnt speak to them if you were paid.
1
115. When you are in about 2nd/3rd year at secondary, somebody in your class
1 will end up going out with a 5th year.
1
116. You will NEVER be 100% happy about something you have bought. If you
1 think about it I bet you will find something annoying about everything.
1
117. "Wheres Wally" is actually piss easy - why does everybody make such a
1 fuss about him??
1
118. Cider is only bought by Tramps, New Age Travellers and kids aged about
1 12/13 who buy it because you can get pissed off it very, very cheaply.
1
119. There will be at least one girl you know with purple hair.
1
120. PC owners will always try to compare their machines against Amigas. (it
1 cant be done, its like trying to compare a cat against a dog - both have
1 their weeknesses and both have their strengths)
1
121. Calculator Batteries NEVER run out (I have one that has lasted about 6/7
1 years!!!)
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